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Tri Dad Sticker — “Faster Than Your Mom’s Boyfriend” Triathlon Decal
| 2" × 2" | 3" × 3" | 4" × 4" | 6" × 6" | |
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| Width, in | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 |
| Length, in | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 |
This glossy kiss-cut sticker celebrates the playful pride of triathlon dads with bold varsity lettering and cheeky humor. Durable vinyl and vivid eco-solvent inks bring the navy and orange design to life — a small, confident accent that clings smoothly to laptops, water-bottle lids, journals, or gear cases. Its compact size and clean border make it easy to apply without bubbles, and the transparent/white backing options let the design sit naturally on any surface. Whether slapped on race-day kit or everyday belongings, it reads like a wink from someone who trains hard and jokes harder.
Product features
- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color
- Quick, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes
- White or transparent options; not waterproof (indoor use)
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Shipping & Returns
Most orders are made to order and ship in 3–7 business days. We use trusted print partners across North America, Europe, and Asia-Pacific to keep shipping fast and affordable wherever you race.
- 🇲🇽 Mexico: flat-rate shipping, 3–5 business days
- 🌎 International: calculated at checkout
- 📦 Tracking: sent to your email once your order ships
- ↩️ Returns: 30 days, no-questions-asked, on unworn items
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear race-ready for years to come:
- 🧺 Apparel: machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. No bleach, no fabric softener.
- ☕ Drinkware: microwave & dishwasher safe (top rack recommended).
- 🛏️ Home goods: spot clean with a damp cloth; air dry.
- 🏷️ Stickers & decals: apply to clean, smooth surfaces; resist outdoor weather for 2–3 years.
Specific care instructions for your item are also printed on the product or label.
