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Tri Dad Tank Top — "Faster Than Your Mom’s Boyfriend" Triathlon Funny Dad Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Lightweight and breathy, this tank brings a wink to training days. The vintage-inspired “TRI DAD” lettering sits above small triathlon icons—swim, bike, run—and a heart, followed by the cheeky tagline in bold red. It feels like warm morning miles, sun on your shoulders, and the kind of confidence earned lap by lap. Wear it to early rides, pool sets, or backyard grill sessions where fellow triathletes will smirk and nod. The retail fit hangs cleanly without clinging, and the tear-away label keeps chafing out of long workouts. Subtle but playful, it pairs with faded shorts or running tights and slots right into race-weekend routines and post-ride hangs.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Side seams for improved shape retention and structure
- Self-fabric binding at armholes and neck for a clean finish
- Retail fit with tear-away label; runs true to size
- Color-dependent fiber blends (heather/tri-blend options) and made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3480, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Shipping & Returns
Most orders are made to order and ship in 3–7 business days. We use trusted print partners across North America, Europe, and Asia-Pacific to keep shipping fast and affordable wherever you race.
- 🇲🇽 Mexico: flat-rate shipping, 3–5 business days
- 🌎 International: calculated at checkout
- 📦 Tracking: sent to your email once your order ships
- ↩️ Returns: 30 days, no-questions-asked, on unworn items
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear race-ready for years to come:
- 🧺 Apparel: machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. No bleach, no fabric softener.
- ☕ Drinkware: microwave & dishwasher safe (top rack recommended).
- 🛏️ Home goods: spot clean with a damp cloth; air dry.
- 🏷️ Stickers & decals: apply to clean, smooth surfaces; resist outdoor weather for 2–3 years.
Specific care instructions for your item are also printed on the product or label.
