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Tri Dad Hoodie - "Faster Than Your Mom's Boyfriend" Funny Triathlon Dad Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Cozy, funny, and a little competitive — this hoodie speaks to triathlon fathers who live for the road, the swim, and the finish line. Soft, midweight fleece wraps you in warmth after a chilly morning ride or an evening run. The front print declares ‘TRI DAD’ with a tiny heart mark, and the cheeky line beneath — “Faster than your mom’s boyfriend” — brings a grin at the race feed or the kid pickup. Clean white fabric keeps the look sharp while color-matched drawcords and a double-lined hood give structure that lasts. Slip hands into the roomy kangaroo pocket, shrug up the hood against wind, then head out feeling like the dad who trains hard and jokes harder.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium‑heavy fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) — warm, durable, soft
- Seamless tubular knit body for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for added durability and style
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG and embroidery options for chest or wrist customization
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Shipping & Returns
Most orders are made to order and ship in 3–7 business days. We use trusted print partners across North America, Europe, and Asia-Pacific to keep shipping fast and affordable wherever you race.
- 🇲🇽 Mexico: flat-rate shipping, 3–5 business days
- 🌎 International: calculated at checkout
- 📦 Tracking: sent to your email once your order ships
- ↩️ Returns: 30 days, no-questions-asked, on unworn items
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear race-ready for years to come:
- 🧺 Apparel: machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. No bleach, no fabric softener.
- ☕ Drinkware: microwave & dishwasher safe (top rack recommended).
- 🛏️ Home goods: spot clean with a damp cloth; air dry.
- 🏷️ Stickers & decals: apply to clean, smooth surfaces; resist outdoor weather for 2–3 years.
Specific care instructions for your item are also printed on the product or label.
