TriSpirit Outfitters
Tote Bag — 'I Love to Pee in My Wetsuit' Funny Triathlete Tote
Every triathlete does it, this one just admits it. 'I Love to Pee in My Wetsuit' in white lettering on deep navy — the open-water joke that gets a laugh in every transition area, and a gift they will actually use.
Lightweight, durable all-over-print tote with boxed corners, reinforced handles and a laminated interior — room for swim gear, race-day snacks or groceries. 13" × 13", with a choice of black, white or beige handles.
Printed on demand for you by TriSpirit Outfitters, the TriLaunchpad shop for triathletes and the people who cheer for them.
Shipping & Returns
Most orders are made to order and ship in 3–7 business days. We use trusted print partners across North America, Europe, and Asia-Pacific to keep shipping fast and affordable wherever you race.
- 🇲🇽 Mexico: flat-rate shipping, 3–5 business days
- 🌎 International: calculated at checkout
- 📦 Tracking: sent to your email once your order ships
- ↩️ Returns: 30 days, no-questions-asked, on unworn items
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear race-ready for years to come:
- 🧺 Apparel: machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. No bleach, no fabric softener.
- ☕ Drinkware: microwave & dishwasher safe (top rack recommended).
- 🛏️ Home goods: spot clean with a damp cloth; air dry.
- 🏷️ Stickers & decals: apply to clean, smooth surfaces; resist outdoor weather for 2–3 years.
Specific care instructions for your item are also printed on the product or label.
