TriSpirit Outfitters
Eventually Sloth Triathlete Throw Pillow
Slow is still a finish. A soft throw pillow for the couch of any beginner triathlete — or their very patient support crew. One relaxed sloth, one bike, zero intimidation. Swim, bike, run… eventually.
Humor-first home decor that doubles as a genuinely funny housewarming or finish-line gift.
- Cover: Soft spun polyester, printed front with a solid back.
- Sizes: 14×14, 16×16, 18×18, and 20×20 inches.
- Feel: Plush and lightweight — couch- and gift-ready.
Which size should I get?
16×16 and 18×18 are the most popular for couches and reading chairs; 20×20 is a statement.
Is it a good gift?
Perfect — humor-first and beginner-friendly, great for a housewarming or a finish-line celebration.
Shipping & Returns
Most orders are made to order and ship in 3–7 business days. We use trusted print partners across North America, Europe, and Asia-Pacific to keep shipping fast and affordable wherever you race.
- 🇲🇽 Mexico: flat-rate shipping, 3–5 business days
- 🌎 International: calculated at checkout
- 📦 Tracking: sent to your email once your order ships
- ↩️ Returns: 30 days, no-questions-asked, on unworn items
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear race-ready for years to come:
- 🧺 Apparel: machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. No bleach, no fabric softener.
- ☕ Drinkware: microwave & dishwasher safe (top rack recommended).
- 🛏️ Home goods: spot clean with a damp cloth; air dry.
- 🏷️ Stickers & decals: apply to clean, smooth surfaces; resist outdoor weather for 2–3 years.
Specific care instructions for your item are also printed on the product or label.
