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Tri Dad Kiss-Cut Sticker — “Faster Than Your Mom’s Boyfriend”
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| Width, in | 2.00 | 3.00 | 4.00 | 6.00 |
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A bold, cheeky sticker made for triathlon-loving dads who wear their training—and their humor—out loud. The graphic pairs strong navy lettering with a pop of coral, tiny swim-bike-run icons, and a heart that lands on the “DAD.” Underneath, the playful headline “Faster than your mom’s boyfriend” reads in energetic slanted type. Stick it on a laptop, water bottle, journal, or training case to show off race pride and a little friendly trash talk. The glossy finish brightens the colors and the kiss-cut shape follows the design’s outline for a clean look that blends into your gear.
This sticker fits into the daily life of someone who logs miles before breakfast, laughs at inside jokes about pacing, and wants their kit to reflect a confident, slightly irreverent personality. It reads like a high-five from the training group and a wink to other racers at packet pickup. Bring it to race weekends, group rides, and post-ride coffees—where it will start conversations and earn smirks.
Language that resonates: swim-bike-run, brick workout, race day kit, taper week, transition bag, cadence, PR chase. Mention it when packing your transition bag for sprint or Olympic distances, slapping it on a laptop during race report sessions, or decorating a bike toolbox in the garage.
Occasions where it lands naturally: race day, training camp, triathlon club meetups, Father’s Day rides, post-race socials.
Product features
- Glossy scratch-resistant finish for bright, durable visuals
- 100% durable vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Eco-solvent inks for vibrant, fade-resistant color
- Kiss-cut outline; available in white or transparent options and four sizes
- Quick, bubble-free application on smooth flat surfaces (not waterproof)
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Shipping & Returns
Most orders are made to order and ship in 3–7 business days. We use trusted print partners across North America, Europe, and Asia-Pacific to keep shipping fast and affordable wherever you race.
- 🇲🇽 Mexico: flat-rate shipping, 3–5 business days
- 🌎 International: calculated at checkout
- 📦 Tracking: sent to your email once your order ships
- ↩️ Returns: 30 days, no-questions-asked, on unworn items
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear race-ready for years to come:
- 🧺 Apparel: machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. No bleach, no fabric softener.
- ☕ Drinkware: microwave & dishwasher safe (top rack recommended).
- 🛏️ Home goods: spot clean with a damp cloth; air dry.
- 🏷️ Stickers & decals: apply to clean, smooth surfaces; resist outdoor weather for 2–3 years.
Specific care instructions for your item are also printed on the product or label.
