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Cycling Velveteen Plush Blanket - Funny "Older Faster" Retro Quote, Soft & Warm

$14.75 USD
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Size: 30" × 40"
# TriLaunchpad "Older Faster" Cycling Plush Blanket - Product FAQs ## Product Description Summary This velveteen plush blanket features a vintage cycling illustration and the slogan "OLDER FASTER" in vibrant print. Designed for triathletes, it provides warmth after swims, quick-drying convenience, and retro style for race days, travel, and recovery. Made from durable, breathable polyester with double-stitched seams, it's lightweight yet cozy (≈300 g/m²) and machine-washable for easy care. ## Generated FAQs Based on the product details, I've generated 5 product-specific FAQs covering required categories: **Sizing/Fit**, **Beginner Suitability**, **Product Care**, **Shipping/Returns**, and **Usage/Application**. ### JSON-LD Schema (for or before ) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@type": "FAQPage", "mainEntity": [ { "@type": "Question", "name": "What size blanket should I choose for my triathlon gear setup?", "acceptedAnswer": { "@type": "Answer", "text": "Our blankets come in three sizes: 30\" × 40\" for compact travel and transition areas, 50\" × 60\" for individual use during races, and 60\" × 80\" for sharing with a partner or for back-of-the-car lounging. The 30\" × 40\" is great for sprint triathlons, while larger sizes work well for longer events or team settings. All sizes fold compactly and include a carry loop for easy transport." } }, { "@type": "Question", "name": "Is this blanket suitable for first-time triathletes?", "acceptedAnswer": { "@type": "Answer", "text": "Absolutely—it's designed for beginners and veterans alike! First-time triathletes will appreciate its warmth after the swim and quick-drying properties during transitions. It's user-friendly with no complicated setup, just drape it on for instant comfort. Plus, it doubles as a fun, motivating accessory to keep spirits high on race day." } }, { "@type": "Question", "name": "How should I care for my TriLaunchpad blanket to keep it in top shape?", "acceptedAnswer": { "@type": "Answer", "text": "Machine wash in cold water (max 30°C/90°F) on a gentle cycle to maintain the plush texture and vibrant print. Tumble dry on low heat, and avoid bleach, ironing, or dry cleaning. Hand washing with mild detergent extends its life—rinse thoroughly and hang dry flat. With proper care, it stays soft and cozy for many seasons of triathlon adventures." } }, { "@type": "Question", "name": "What's the return policy for TriLaunchpad products?", "acceptedAnswer": { "@type": "Answer", "text": "We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee on all new, unused blankets. If it doesn't meet your expectations (fit, print quality, or otherwise), simply return it with original packaging for a full refund or exchange. Race-used items aren't returnable, but our team is happy to help you troubleshoot any issues before your event." } }, { "@type": "Question", "name": "How can I best use this blanket during a triathlon?", "acceptedAnswer": { "@type": "Answer", "text": "Drape it over your shoulders immediately after the swim to prevent chilling, or use it as a transition mat on the grass between swim and bike. After longer events, wrap up for recovery warmth while your muscles cool down. It's also perfect for stadium seating at outdoor races, keeping you comfortable during spectating. The fast-drying material handles pool water or rain without weighing you down." } } ] } ``` ### HTML Display Format (Ready-to-Paste Section) ```html

Frequently Asked Questions

Got questions about our "Older Faster" plush blanket? We've got answers from your triathlon gear experts.

Sizing

Our blankets come in three sizes: 30" × 40" for compact travel and transition areas, 50" × 60" for individual use during races, and 60" × 80" for sharing with a partner or for back-of-the-car lounging. The 30" × 40" is great for sprint triathlons, while larger sizes work well for longer events or team settings. All sizes fold compactly and include a carry loop for easy transport.

Beginner-Friendly

Absolutely—it's designed for beginners and veterans alike! First-time triathletes will appreciate its warmth after the swim and quick-drying properties during transitions. It's user-friendly with no complicated setup, just drape it on for instant comfort. Plus, it doubles as a fun, motivating accessory to keep spirits high on race day.

Care Guide

Machine wash in cold water (max 30°C/90°F) on a gentle cycle to maintain the plush texture and vibrant print. Tumble dry on low heat, and avoid bleach, ironing, or dry cleaning. Hand washing with mild detergent extends its life—rinse thoroughly and hang dry flat. With proper care, it stays soft and cozy for many seasons of triathlon adventures.

Returns

We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee on all new, unused blankets. If it doesn't meet your expectations (fit, print quality, or otherwise), simply return it with original packaging for a full refund or exchange. Race-used items aren't returnable, but our team is happy to help you troubleshoot any issues before your event.

Usage

Drape it over your shoulders immediately after the swim to prevent chilling, or use it as a transition mat on the grass between swim and bike. After longer events, wrap up for recovery warmth while your muscles cool down. It's also perfect for stadium seating at outdoor races, keeping you comfortable during spectating. The fast-drying material handles pool water or rain without weighing you down.

Pro Tip: Pack the blanket in your transition bag—pre-race practice draping helps you master quick transitions on game day.
``` ### Shopify Liquid Integration (for Metafield-Based FAQs) If using metafields, store the FAQ data as JSON in a custom metafield called `faqs` with the following structure: ```json [ { "question": "What size blanket should I choose for my triathlon gear setup?", "answer": "Our blankets come in three sizes: 30\" × 40\" for compact travel and transition areas, 50\" × 60\" for individual use during races, and 60\" × 80\" for sharing with a partner or for back-of-the-car lounging. The 30\" × 40\" is great for sprint triathlons, while larger sizes work well for longer events or team settings. All sizes fold compactly and include a carry loop for easy transport.", "badge": "sizing" }, { "question": "Is this blanket suitable for first-time triathletes?", "answer": "Absolutely—it's designed for beginners and veterans alike! First-time triathletes will appreciate its warmth after the swim and quick-drying properties during transitions. It's user-friendly with no complicated setup, just drape it on for instant comfort. Plus, it doubles as a fun, motivating accessory to keep spirits high on race day.", "badge": "beginner" }, { "question": "How should I care for my TriLaunchpad blanket to keep it in top shape?", "answer": "Machine wash in cold water (max 30°C/90°F) on a gentle cycle to maintain the plush texture and vibrant print. Tumble dry on low heat, and avoid bleach, ironing, or dry cleaning. Hand washing with mild detergent extends its life—rinse thoroughly and hang dry flat. With proper care, it stays soft and cozy for many seasons of triathlon adventures.", "badge": "care" }, { "question": "What's the return policy for TriLaunchpad products?", "answer": "We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee on all new, unused blankets. If it doesn't meet your expectations (fit, print quality, or otherwise), simply return it with original packaging for a full refund or exchange. Race-used items aren't returnable, but our team is happy to help you troubleshoot any issues before your event.", "badge": "returns" }, { "question": "How can I best use this blanket during a triathlon?", "answer": "Drape it over your shoulders immediately after the swim to prevent chilling, or use it as a transition mat on the grass between swim and bike. After longer events, wrap up for recovery warmth while your muscles cool down. It's also perfect for stadium seating at outdoor races, keeping you comfortable during spectating. The fast-drying material handles pool water or rain without weighing you down.", "badge": "usage", "tip": "Pack the blanket in your transition bag—pre-race practice draping helps you master quick transitions on game day." } ] ``` Use this in the Liquid snippet: `{{ product.metafields.custom.faq_data.value | json }}` ### Quality Checklist - [x] 5 FAQs generated (within 4-6 range) - [x] Covers required categories: Sizing/Fit, Beginner Suitability, Product Care, Shipping/Returns, Usage/Application (all 5 covered) - [x] Friendly, expert tone; beginner-accessible language - [x] Direct answers first, actionable tips included - [x] 30-day guarantee referenced for returns - [x] Concise responses (2-4 sentences) - [x] JSON-LD matches HTML exactly - [x] Branded badges with SVGs - [x] 1 Pro Tip used (Usage FAQ) - [x] No jargon unexplained; product-specific details incorporated (sizes from table, care from description) Let me know if you need adjustments for a different product or additional FAQs!
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Size: 30" × 40"