TriSpirit Outfitters
Water Bottle — '100% Chance of a Brick Workout' Funny Triathlete Water Bottle
Saturday forecast: 100% chance of a brick workout, headwind both ways. A weather-report joke for the triathlete who runs straight off the bike — the perfect gift for brick-day hydration.
20 oz double-wall stainless steel bottle that keeps drinks cold on the long ride and hot on the cold-morning swim start, with the design printed on the front face.
Printed on demand for you by TriSpirit Outfitters, the TriLaunchpad shop for triathletes and the people who cheer for them.
Shipping & Returns
Most orders are made to order and ship in 3–7 business days. We use trusted print partners across North America, Europe, and Asia-Pacific to keep shipping fast and affordable wherever you race.
- 🇲🇽 Mexico: flat-rate shipping, 3–5 business days
- 🌎 International: calculated at checkout
- 📦 Tracking: sent to your email once your order ships
- ↩️ Returns: 30 days, no-questions-asked, on unworn items
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear race-ready for years to come:
- 🧺 Apparel: machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. No bleach, no fabric softener.
- ☕ Drinkware: microwave & dishwasher safe (top rack recommended).
- 🛏️ Home goods: spot clean with a damp cloth; air dry.
- 🏷️ Stickers & decals: apply to clean, smooth surfaces; resist outdoor weather for 2–3 years.
Specific care instructions for your item are also printed on the product or label.
