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Napathlon Tote Bag — "Swim. Bike. Run. Nap." Funny Triathlon Bag
Swim. Bike. Run. Nap.
The fourth discipline — and the only one you're genuinely elite at.
Roomy canvas tote for kit, groceries, and the wet swim gear you keep forgetting about.
- Bold, clean type that reads across a room and in a thumbnail
- A gift that lands for triathletes, runners, cyclists and swimmers alike
- No insider jargon — funny even if you've never raced
From TriLaunchpad — triathlon, made less complicated.
Shipping & Returns
Most orders are made to order and ship in 3–7 business days. We use trusted print partners across North America, Europe, and Asia-Pacific to keep shipping fast and affordable wherever you race.
- 🇲🇽 Mexico: flat-rate shipping, 3–5 business days
- 🌎 International: calculated at checkout
- 📦 Tracking: sent to your email once your order ships
- ↩️ Returns: 30 days, no-questions-asked, on unworn items
Care & Maintenance
To keep your gear race-ready for years to come:
- 🧺 Apparel: machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. No bleach, no fabric softener.
- ☕ Drinkware: microwave & dishwasher safe (top rack recommended).
- 🛏️ Home goods: spot clean with a damp cloth; air dry.
- 🏷️ Stickers & decals: apply to clean, smooth surfaces; resist outdoor weather for 2–3 years.
Specific care instructions for your item are also printed on the product or label.
