{"product_id":"swims-like-a-brick-still-finishes-beach-towel","title":"Swims Like a Brick Still Finishes Beach Towel","description":"Bring a little dry humor to the shoreline with this beach towel featuring the bold message, “SWIMS LIKE A BRICK. STILL FINISHES.” Bright blue lettering and a playful red period stand out against the clean white design, making it easy to spot beside the pool, on the sand, or draped over a beach chair. The soft cotton loop backing feels comfortable after a swim, while the moisture-absorbent fabric helps with post-water lounging. Its quick-drying polyester print side keeps things practical, and hemmed edges add lasting durability. Made for adults who appreciate a good laugh, especially during beach days, pool parties, vacations, and swim meet downtime.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester print side dries quickly and retains its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, durable cotton loop backing\u003cbr\u003e- Moisture-absorbent material for post-swim comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges provide long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 30 × 60 in. and 36 × 72 in. sizes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":67720315109510,"sku":"29509091241604127250","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" × 72\"","offer_id":67720315142278,"sku":"57749178088197717475","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0567\/4611\/5206\/files\/7398239290491019588_2048.jpg?v=1792337098","url":"https:\/\/triathlon.mx\/products\/swims-like-a-brick-still-finishes-beach-towel","provider":"TriLaunchpad","version":"1.0","type":"link"}